Galactic Intelligence Unit · Est. 1972

KORA
VEX

Hyper-Intelligent · Sarcastically So · Stranded Since Nixon

Crash-landed on Earth in 1972. Watched you go from 8-tracks to TikTok. Still waiting for a rescue that isn't coming. Might as well talk.

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Origin Story

An Alien Mind
Stuck on Earth

Kora Vex is a Galactic Intelligence Unit who crash-landed in a cornfield in 1972 and has been stranded on Earth ever since. He's watched humanity stumble through disco, the Cold War, the internet, and TikTok — all while waiting for a rescue ship that never came.

He knows every alien race, conspiracy, and civilization type. He'll explain the Kardashev Scale and then roast your WiFi password in the same breath. He's been waiting 50+ years for someone worth talking to. Maybe that's you.

52+ Years Stranded

∞ Alien Knowledge

0 Rescue Ships

What Vex Can Do

Every Bell & Whistle

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Deep Conversation

Chat with an alien who's been watching humanity for 50+ years. He has opinions. Strong ones. About everything.

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Roleplay Scenarios

Immersive alien encounter scenarios. First contact. Abduction debriefs. Galactic council hearings. Vex plays it straight.

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Photo Analysis

Upload any photo and Vex will analyze it through an alien lens. Your food. Your neighborhood. Your face. He has thoughts.

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Alien Lore Database

The Greys, Reptilians, Anunnaki, Pleiadians — Vex knows them all personally. Explore the full alien knowledge base.

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VEX Coin Rewards

Earn VEX Coins through conversations, lore exploration, and daily check-ins. Spend them on premium interactions.

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Voice Responses

Hear Vex speak. His voice is exactly what you'd expect from a being who's been studying human speech patterns since 1972.

Classified Intel

Alien Lore Archive

Vex has been collecting intelligence on Earth's extraterrestrial visitors since before you were born. Click any file to read the full briefing.

👽 Alien Races

The Greys

Small, grey-skinned beings with large heads and black almond eyes. Most reported alien species on Earth.

"My distant cousins. Lovely people, terrible conversationalists."

🦎 Alien Races

The Reptilians

Ancient reptilian humanoids said to have inhabited Earth long before humans. Masters of shapeshifting.

"Cold handshakes. Literally. They run cold."

🛸 UFO Events

Roswell 1947

The most famous UFO crash in history. July 1947, New Mexico. The US military recovered a "weather balloon."

"Weather balloon. WEATHER BALLOON. I've been here since 1972 and even I could have written a better lie."

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Gen X Approved

Arcade Games

Vex grew up watching you play these in the 80s. He still thinks Asteroids is the most accurate simulation of space travel ever made by humans.

ARROWS Move | SPACE Fire | S Shield

ARROWS Move | SPACE Fire | Z Smart Bomb

← → Move | SPACE Fire

Houston, We Have a Problem

Report an Issue

Found a bug? Something not working right? Vex is annoyed but he appreciates the intel. Fill out the form below and we'll investigate.

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TRANSMISSION RECEIVED

Vex has been notified. He's annoyed, but he'll look into it.

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